Some funny moments of Oppo that I've collected. 

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 01/13/2015 at 20:28 • Filed to: None

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Over my time on Oppo, Whenever something cracks me up I'll screenshot it and save it for LULZ at a later date. Here's the first part of them! (There's like 2 from FP)

I've shared some of mine, Now you share some of yours! And yes, I have plenty more where this came from.

I'd just like to Thank everybody for all the laughs and here's to many more to come!

ly2v8-Brian > jkm7680 01/13/2015 at 20:34

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A grand smattering of Characters.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > jkm7680 01/13/2015 at 20:45

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Here's a quote I saved from a long time back:

"Thinking of small parts shops, I'm reminded of the parts place in Boulder Creek. It's a little shack with a store window at the end of the main drag (next to Foster's) and it was called the "parts store of holding" by my roomates because of its ability to have any part you could ask for despite the tight fit of the shop. Seriously you could ask for a underdrive pully for your 1960's era interociter and the dood would disappear into the back room (obviously a portal leading directly into a Jalopnik Zen) and come back thirty seconds later with the piece. " - Skunky, Jalopnik

BaconSandwich is tasty. > BaconSandwich is tasty. 01/13/2015 at 20:47

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"The internet is like a shark with ADD. If it has bit you, it's best to just play dead and hope it gets bored." - jetRink, jalopnik.com

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not trying to getcha!" - Baby beater Benz, jalopnik.com

"That's about as pretty as the inside of a hotdog." - (someone on Jalopnik?)

"Are you sure you aren't dating yourself? Because, really, that's incest." - Van Sarockin, Jalopnik

"Zawinski's Law states that every program will attempt to expand until it is capable of reading e-mail. When you consider that OnStar will now e-mail you if your traction control breaks, I'd say we've reached terminal complexity. " - Thrashy, Jalopnik.com

"We've all probably read the story of the radar exchange of one-upsmanship of ground speed, where the SR-71 pilot left them all in awe, so I won't recount that. Rather, I'd point out another of my favorite stories: When doing a Recce mission over Vietnam, an SR-71 pilot sees the threat indicator light go off. A SAM site had received advanced warning, and thus performed the only avoidance maneuver the SR-71 knows: Accelerate. So, the pilot kicks it up a mach. A few minutes later, well beyond the range of the missile, he checks his fuel, thinking this little stunt would eat into his fuel reserves, seeing if he'd need to call in a tanker, or alter his flight plan to make it back to base. He's shocked to find that rather than eating into reserves, he's well below expected consumed fuel. And thus, it was discovered that the SR-71's engines are dramatically more efficient the fast you go. Right up until the engines melt... " - DennyCrane, Jalopnik

"These pictures remind me of a conversation I had when I was in the army. It was two weeks into a field exercise and my buddy says. "I don't get we are a bunch of red necks with machine guns and 4x4 trucks with miles of muddy roads and free gas. Why aint we having fun?"" - Nate has a love for 2, Jalopnik

"Hey, the important part is that you own it, not that it runs." - Maymar, Jalopnik

"If I ever start a greasy spoon diner, I'm naming it the "Flying Chernobyl." - Skunky, Jalopnik

"This is what it's all about: Run what you brung, have fun, make good memories. Cars are a campfire we can all gather around, no matter what chair you happen to sit in." - SecondMouse, Jalopnik

TheJWT > jkm7680 01/13/2015 at 20:48

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I thought JQJ213's SRX picture the other day was one of the funnier things I've seen on Oppo

jkm7680 > BaconSandwich is tasty. 01/13/2015 at 20:49

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Haha, Good stuff. Thanks for sharing!

jkm7680 > TheJWT 01/13/2015 at 20:50

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Same, Haha. I was at an ultimatum of WhatTheFuckess. I was laughing, But wondering why that happened.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > jkm7680 01/13/2015 at 20:51

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I really should write down more of them. There's a wealth of information/funnies here on Oppo.

DasWauto > BaconSandwich is tasty. 01/13/2015 at 20:51

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Wow, oldies (relatively), excellent ones.

jkm7680 > BaconSandwich is tasty. 01/13/2015 at 20:52

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There really are! I always save things that come off as especially funny to me.

PS9 > jkm7680 01/13/2015 at 21:09

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Everyone who laughs at this will be going to hell. See you all there, AHAHAHAHA

PS9 > TheJWT 01/13/2015 at 21:11

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The funniest part of this is the car itself. Cars are not alive of course, but this one just seems to say, "I ain't even mad"

jkm7680 > PS9 01/13/2015 at 21:11

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Meet ya there, Haha!

TheJWT > PS9 01/13/2015 at 21:34

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I just love it because the car is not only on the divider, but perfectly perpendicular to all the parking spaces. It's so willfully wrong.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680 01/14/2015 at 00:51

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I forgot about this version of kinja

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/14/2015 at 07:45

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That's the Tiger! There's also a little bit of whatever the hell came after that and just stuck around for a little while.

pjhusa > jkm7680 12/31/2015 at 15:11

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Beautiful. I need more.

jkm7680 > pjhusa 12/31/2015 at 15:35

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There was a part 2 somewhere, haha.